When in an almost empty public restroom and the next person that comes in chooses the stall next to you.
People who talk on their cell phones when using the bathroom in a public restroom. C’mon people, I don’t need to hear your personal convo while doing my business.
People who say “I seen”
Guys who leave the toilet seat up.
The clicking noise made when someone bites their nails
Toe nail clippings on the floor
People who exaggerate stories or tell tall tales
When you open the DVD case and it is empty or a different movie is in it.
People who write “Noone” instead of “No one”.
Dirty dishes in the sink.
How opening any cheap electronic item these days requires cutting up your finger with cheap impossible to open plastic molding covering.
People who wear too much perfume or cologne
People who don’t know the difference between its/it’s and they’re /their/there.
Drivers who tailgate.
Sick people who cough near you.
Having to use more than one remote control
When you have an itch on the bottom of your foot and you can’t scratch it because you have shoes on.
People who don’t dress their age
People who don’t pick up after themselves.
When people say ‘supposebly’ instead of ‘supposedly’.
People who put salt on everything without tasting it first.
People who can’t complete a sentence without saying “you know”.
When people don’t clear the microwave numbers or clean the microwave.
People who no matter what relate to something you have done and try to “one up” you.
When the person who takes the last of something puts the empty package back.
People who buy animals, only to get rid of them a week later because it was harder to take care of them than they thought.
When you have to walk out of the shower naked because you forgot to bring a towel with you.
People who don’t look at you when they are talking, or you are talking to them.
When other people sleep on my pillow.
Piling up clothes in the corner of the room instead of putting them in the hamper.
Mispronunciation of words
Having a drawer full of unknown cords, transformers, adapeter, etc.
Shopping carts with a broken wheel.
People who spit on the ground and don’t look first to see if anybody is around.
I hate slow people walking in front of me.
People who stop at the top or bottom of an escalator.
Parents who have their children on leashes.
PeOpLe WhO tYpE LiKe ThIs.
I hate it when people tickle me.
Things sticking out of drawers
Utility/Cable service people that don’t show up on time.
Using the toilet paper down to the last few squares without getting a new roll.
When people I don’t know very well at all assume it is okay to call me “hun” or “babe.”
If you pee on the seat, wipe it off.